Hamburger recipe
Take a few aurochs and through the centuries and breed them selectively into the modern cow. Take the cow from the farm to a slaughterhouse and let it smell the fear of death. Then electocute it, or smash it in the head with a large hammer. Then drain it of fluids, skin it, cut nd chop it into joints and chops. Then take the left-over meat from the unsavoury parts of the cow, mix with some cheap meat from the carcass and pulp into a sludge. Package this in healthy lovely plastic and ship off to a supermarket.
Buy it and drive it home in a crass soulless peice of polluting metal. Unpack the dead meat and fry it in fat to help the heart beat even better. Take a flour based stodgy white bun to block the digestive system and add sliced GM tomatoes and pesticide coated crsip lettuce and hey presto! Bon appetit...
Take a few aurochs and through the centuries and breed them selectively into the modern cow. Take the cow from the farm to a slaughterhouse and let it smell the fear of death. Then electocute it, or smash it in the head with a large hammer. Then drain it of fluids, skin it, cut nd chop it into joints and chops. Then take the left-over meat from the unsavoury parts of the cow, mix with some cheap meat from the carcass and pulp into a sludge. Package this in healthy lovely plastic and ship off to a supermarket.
Buy it and drive it home in a crass soulless peice of polluting metal. Unpack the dead meat and fry it in fat to help the heart beat even better. Take a flour based stodgy white bun to block the digestive system and add sliced GM tomatoes and pesticide coated crsip lettuce and hey presto! Bon appetit...
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