Saturday 10 May 2014

Woody Allen Quotes

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Woody Allen

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