Wednesday 16 December 2015

Time for handy seasonal hints such as

 

Guide for the dim witted with too much time on their hands for Christmas

How to make a bird-feeder door wreath. Birds have existed for a long, long time. They might just still get by without the silly bird table.

 How to buy the right Christmas tree, and then care for it. Surely a joke? If the tree is taller than your front room, or house, or is wider than Kim Kardashian's backside, then it is too big for you. Repeart too big! Care for the tree, how about leaving it in the ground where it was growing in the first place!

 How to make Christmas decorations from your garden  Oh really, just go and buy the usual rubbish from the pound shop.

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