Tips when resuming cycling after many years.
1. Keep mouth closed as insects are not tasty.
2. Do not believe when someone tells you it is not much further.
3. Ensure you wear clothing with low abrasive material.
4. Change the razor blade of a seat for something modern and comfortable.
5. Remember that cars always drove that close when overtaking.
6. Do not expect cheap Chinese pedals to last more than one hour.
7. Remember that the fun cross country path, bumping and jigging, is rather wearing after a few kilometers.
8. Take a map.
9. Charge your mobile phone.
10. Enjoy the bumps in the road that bounce you towards vehicular traffic as fun.
11. Do not become annoyed when you are shattered and your partner is still floating along effortlessly.
12. Accept the rip in your shorts as free extra ventilation
1. Keep mouth closed as insects are not tasty.
2. Do not believe when someone tells you it is not much further.
3. Ensure you wear clothing with low abrasive material.
4. Change the razor blade of a seat for something modern and comfortable.
5. Remember that cars always drove that close when overtaking.
6. Do not expect cheap Chinese pedals to last more than one hour.
7. Remember that the fun cross country path, bumping and jigging, is rather wearing after a few kilometers.
8. Take a map.
9. Charge your mobile phone.
10. Enjoy the bumps in the road that bounce you towards vehicular traffic as fun.
11. Do not become annoyed when you are shattered and your partner is still floating along effortlessly.
12. Accept the rip in your shorts as free extra ventilation
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