Into the shoe shop, for shoes, no for insults. Shoes were not required as they are far too expensive, but the insoles that sit so comfortably within a shoe were needed. A simple question was asked along the lines of that I wanted to buy insoles. And as is the way nowadays I was bombarded with choice.
Did I want refreshment insoles? Insoles for standard insole usage? Anti-ICBM attack insoles? Perchance insoles that soak up the sweat and nauseaous gases that feet, intimating my feet, that is blue and is pumped with eye stinging smelliness through my lace holes everytime I walk! The nerve!!
Did I want refreshment insoles? Insoles for standard insole usage? Anti-ICBM attack insoles? Perchance insoles that soak up the sweat and nauseaous gases that feet, intimating my feet, that is blue and is pumped with eye stinging smelliness through my lace holes everytime I walk! The nerve!!
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