A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost
their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The
redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find
one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She
goes to the market and finds one for $499.
Having only one dollar left,
she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar
per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck
and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word
"comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks,
"How will she know to come
with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies,
"She's a
blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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