Wednesday, 28 May 2014
So here we sit within, tactically speaking, a stones throw of the Russian army, which along with its special forces and professional agitators, is gradually slicing up and deepening the ethnic divisions within Ukraine. More and more people are being killed, but the good news is that Germany and France are still doing great businesss with Putin, whilst publically berating his naughty behaviour, but nothing must not get in the way of business, must it!
But on a brighter note the kick off for the World Cup is drawing closer, and the joy of watching the England team pretending to be a cohesive force of football power, and not an overpaid, overrated (uually by themselves) group of individuals posing as a team.
On second thoughts I think I'll nip back to the subject of the Ukraine:)
But on a brighter note the kick off for the World Cup is drawing closer, and the joy of watching the England team pretending to be a cohesive force of football power, and not an overpaid, overrated (uually by themselves) group of individuals posing as a team.
On second thoughts I think I'll nip back to the subject of the Ukraine:)
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
Tuesday, 20 May 2014
Sunday, 18 May 2014
There where three moles, a daddy mole, a mummy mole, and a baby mole. They
all lived on a farm.
One moring the daddy mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, Ooh I can smell cinnamon" The mummy mole wanted to smell it too, so she stuck her head out of the mole hole too. "Ooh, I can smell honey!"
Baby mole wanted to smell this too, but there wasn't enough room for his head too fit out of the hole. "all I can smell is molasses"
One moring the daddy mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, Ooh I can smell cinnamon" The mummy mole wanted to smell it too, so she stuck her head out of the mole hole too. "Ooh, I can smell honey!"
Baby mole wanted to smell this too, but there wasn't enough room for his head too fit out of the hole. "all I can smell is molasses"
Saturday, 17 May 2014
Friday, 16 May 2014
You may not like change, it may worry you or you feel it is something which is avoidable. But the simple unequivocal truth is that the Arrow of Time carries all before it, even when the change is excruciatingly slow, but it still moves onwards in one direction, namely into the ever changing future. So like it or lump it, we have no choice but to go forward.
Tuesday, 13 May 2014
Sunday, 11 May 2014
I love going to the cinema, the whole experience is wonderful for me. The enveloping darknesss, the sound of a fellow viewer munching on popcorn and the moment of silence, apart from the munching, as the opening titles come up on the screen.
I especially like being allocated a seat in a virtually empty auditorium, apart from the small of knot of people that have been allocated seats in the same section, its makes it so cosy!
I especially like being allocated a seat in a virtually empty auditorium, apart from the small of knot of people that have been allocated seats in the same section, its makes it so cosy!
Saturday, 10 May 2014
Woody Allen Quotes
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody Allen Love and Death 1975
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody Allen Love and Death 1975
For those ladies with nothing to do this weekend, how about settling down for a good read with ''Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts''.
In other words, enlarge your breasts by the implementation of positive thought!
In other words, enlarge your breasts by the implementation of positive thought!
Friday, 9 May 2014
When is the weekend not the weekend, when we must work, so do we live to work or work to live?
''No man is an Island'', and thus can be reached by bridges, ships and planes, metaphorically speaking. But remember bridges collapse, ships sink and planes fall from the sky. We so very easily can become islands in the midst of the ocean of humanity.
''No man is an Island'', and thus can be reached by bridges, ships and planes, metaphorically speaking. But remember bridges collapse, ships sink and planes fall from the sky. We so very easily can become islands in the midst of the ocean of humanity.
Thursday, 8 May 2014
There never seems to be enough hours in the day to blog! I have noticed a wonderful magical element in the classroom. The board, be it black or white, is associated by pupils with being wihin the domain of the teacher.
Students love to come to the board in my lessons, which is because I use it to help to learn and interact with English. For instance, if I ask a group to write whilst sitting at their desks, they become possessive of the work, wrapping their arms around the paper in a protective manner.
But when I bring them to the board to write there is a transformation. They enjoy working at the white board, and like to have their work corrected or supplemented, in such a way as to prompt them to see the differences straight away, and in a more constructive manner than having their written paper marked with red ink, which is something I avoid by using green ink as much as posssible.
This method seems to be particularly effective with adults in marrying together their writing skills to the way in which they speak, and vice versa. Now off to work:)
Students love to come to the board in my lessons, which is because I use it to help to learn and interact with English. For instance, if I ask a group to write whilst sitting at their desks, they become possessive of the work, wrapping their arms around the paper in a protective manner.
But when I bring them to the board to write there is a transformation. They enjoy working at the white board, and like to have their work corrected or supplemented, in such a way as to prompt them to see the differences straight away, and in a more constructive manner than having their written paper marked with red ink, which is something I avoid by using green ink as much as posssible.
This method seems to be particularly effective with adults in marrying together their writing skills to the way in which they speak, and vice versa. Now off to work:)
Sunday, 4 May 2014
Torun is a lovely city with many Medieval treats and images. It is a town that fortunately was saved the ravages of World War 2. It has many large and outstanding red brick, buildings with which the town is blessed, along with iconic images of a rich past, all in various states of repair, or disrepair. I even got the chance to make some 'genuine' Piernik, as advised by suitably attired and charming 'Medieval' townsfolk!
Now for a nice cup of tea with my very own Piernik:)
Now for a nice cup of tea with my very own Piernik:)
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